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Sun, May. 8th, 2005 11:11 am
The secret life of eating and bathing

The body and culture intersected twice yesterday in interesting ways. First, Hisae and I ate a four hour lunch organised as part of Designmai by konzeptkunst design group Abake. We sat with about forty people in a workshop in Kreuzberg. Everyone paid €15 and basically ate course after course of mushrooms, cheese, leaves and cous cous, washed down with beer. Hisae and I were sat next to a couple who make Berlin-based style magazine Lodown and a photographer who's now working on The Wire magazine thanks to James Goggin, the new art director (who also happens to work in the same building in Dalston as Abake).



Abake's design didactics are refreshingly askew. They'd just come from Stockholm, where they'd done a presentation based on the idea of libraries (including some videos of me performing in a library in London last week) in an art school with no library, and they fly today to Lausanne, where they're getting first year art students to find out from second and third year students what they did with Abake in previous years, and hoping that a sort of Chinese Whispers effect will happen and new ideas will emerge. For last year's IdN conference in Singapore they put together two things they'd heard were local taboos, yellow T shirts and the "difficult" durian fruit, succulent yet cursed with the odour of sewers. The result: a yellow T shirt depicting a durian. This isn't the repetitive, formulaic kind of thing we've come to think of as design culture (cute characters, skateboard imagery, PowerPoint presentations of briefs and pitches), but instead something closer to the free-floating problem-finding activities of conceptual art.



When we got home something just as brilliantly skewiff was waiting for us: a documentary about Russian baths on Arte. Les Bains is a 65 minute film by David Teboul without commentary or music (apart from one brief sequence of pixel-zoomed body parts accompanied by a cello score). The film quietly scrutinised the naked bodies of old Russian men washing themselves in the evocatively shabby, steamy ceramic surroundings of an old Russian bath-house. The men's intimacy with each other, and the incredible variety of their bodies, was mesmerising. The sounds of water, or low fatalistic singing, the cool objective camera work, the strong sense of place, the "otherness", the refusal to clutter the spaces with talk or manipulative music, all made this very much a documentary of the new school. Just like Abake, David Teboul startles by the formula-breaking simplicity of his ideas.

Eating and bathing... what could be more straightforward, more universal, more bodily? And yet to put one on TV, and to propose the other as "design", makes us see them with new eyes. And lest this stuff look like it's happening in a tiny bubble where creatives enact creativity for the benefit of their peers and a few art students, let me counterpose this article in The Guardian, in which Miranda Sawyer spends four months with Coldplay as they finalize their "keenly-anticipated new album". The article reminds us that:

* Chris Martin thinks his songs are "sent", not composed.
* Chris, who's dating a famous actress and thinks the people who take pictures of him are "cunts", considers Tony Blair BRILLIANT and sends him a letter saying so, with his mobile phone number attached. Tony reads it.
* Chris' friends tell him the album lacks "a heartbreaker" so he writes one in five minutes (wearing no clothes) and "it's brilliant".
* EMI's shares dipped 17% on the news that Coldplay's new album will appear in the next tax year rather than the current one.
* Coldplay are not competitive, but want to "take out U2".

Now, this article and the attitudes it reflects are dismal, dismal, dismal in their staleness. Abake should produce Coldplay's next album to jump them out of their dire, boring, uncreative attitudes. Coldplay and Abake will probably never interact in any way. Coldplay don't realise it, because they're rich and successful, but they need Abake much more than Abake needs them.

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yuki
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 10:30 am (UTC)

i'd really like to see the Russian baths documentary!


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fufurasu
fufurasu
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 11:36 am (UTC)

I'd like to see more of what's around the TV!

Sorry to be off-topic, but my voyeuristic self has been waiting to see snaps of your new digs since you moved. Has the dome been inflated in the new flat? Is there a corner reserved for the magazine rack? Photos, photos!


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dokuko
jimbo
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 10:50 am (UTC)

They could also have done a durian wearing a mini yellow t-shirt! Or a yellow t-shirt somehow chemically saturated with the durian stink, worn by the foolhardy...

I wonder why yellow t-shirts were frowned upon...


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butterflyrobert
RND
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 11:09 am (UTC)

"Coldplay don't realise it, because they're rich and successful, but they need Abake much more than Abake needs them."

Isn't that always the case?


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akzidenzgrotesk
akzidenzgrotesk
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 11:35 am (UTC)

Which photographer is now working on The Wire?


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 11:59 am (UTC)

He introduced himself as Kai Von Ribbentrop or something, but it wasn't Ribbentrop.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 12:00 pm (UTC)

Ah, Kai Von Rabenau!


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(Anonymous)
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)

but I love coldplay!


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benchilada
benchilada
benjamin sTone
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 04:03 pm (UTC)

but I love coldplay!

Hey, who doesn't?!

...

Oh, right, me.


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outdoorminerbob
outdoorminerbob
Bob
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 05:02 pm (UTC)

Wow, they really are going after U2. He's even trying to unseat Bono from his seat as Head Rockstar Statesman. Too bad Chris Martin has no idea how to play the game, he picked a terribly boring cause as his pet concern (Make Trade Fair), and now he's trying to make nice with a politician most likely on his way out. Oh well there's still Benedict XVI, is Chris Martin Catholic? Actually Coldplay are kind of in the same position as Blair aren't they, they're both facing the end of their shelf-life and looking to reinvent themselves. Maybe they're planning on coordinating their reinvention with Blair's. I predict Coldplay will go Grime and their lead single "Me Gon Do Anyfin 2 Git Wif U Once Mo" (feat. Mike Skinner) will feature in the promotion of Blair's Branson-esque attempt at publicity as he tries to pogo-stick non-stop across Tower Bridge.


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becki1111
becki1111
becki
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)

The still from the documentary look fantastic. Again, how I need satellite tv.

In Colorado, there is this wonderful place called Indian Head Spa. It sounds all pretentious and touristy, but it isn't. It resides on the side of the mountain in a small town off the interstate that is only a shadow of its former self. The town's life was spent once the mining dried up. But one of the interesting side effects of the mining was the discovery of these ancient natural spring baths right inside the mountain. Tribes indigenous to the area had known of the ancient springs around the area. When the miners worked there way into the mountains they came upon some springs...none of the gold they were hoping for, but great springs and so developed Indian Head Spa. It's incredibly cheap....I think I paid $12 for a whole day there. The pictures from the documentary along with your comments reminded me out it, except I saw all from the female perspective. Instead of the neatly tiled baths and saunas, it was all cavernous and rock. It was literally a mine shaft with hot water pools and smooth slabs carved right out of the mountain to lay out on. There were all ages and body types and silence except for the occasional low whispers which became eerie reverbations against the dark grey stone caves.

The most interesting aspect of it, perhaps, was the absence of time within the mountain. You realized your own smallness on a multitude of levels. It was also the practice of stripping down, combined with the quiet that allowed you to literally and metaphorically leave behind the chaos and "noise" of modern or post-modern life. I realize this all sounds very romantic and idyllic, but it was. That weird day of timelessness was probably the closest to slow life I've encountered. You could not help but grow meditative and reflective, and the environment made the ugliness of rush-hour world we've created seem deeply surreal.

I would love to see a documentary on this place. The Russian baths and the cultural rituals associated with them are no doubt interesting, but I think the contrast of a documentary on these "found baths" would also present a fascinating look into the nature of those basic human rituals. Plus, it was just a visually and accoustically phenomonal place. I wish they would have let us take pictures, but it wasn't allowed. I do have a postcard somewhere. I should really scan it and add it to this.


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kattullus
kattullus
Kári Tulinius
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)

It's always a shame when fame & fortune turns people into uninteresting cunts. It's one of those cardinal rules in life that if you're going to be a cunt, at least be intersting.


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anti_peace_riot
anti_peace_riot
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 08:11 pm (UTC)

Wow....that sounds like a very interesting day.


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redpainter
smothered gunfire
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)

chris martin is a douchetruck.

hi momus, im meredith, and i'm adding you to my friends list.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 09:32 pm (UTC)

Hi Meredith!


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(Anonymous)
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 09:34 pm (UTC)
about television...

since you're talking about watching TV, what TV do you watch? is it a flat screen? a projector? a plasma, lcd, etc? we're all dying to know what the Momus Home Theatre is like...

more to the point• do any of you currently own a flat screen plasma television set? if you do, do you know what is the better option between HD and ED in terms of price v quality? and if you do end up getting a flat screen plasma TV, who can install the thing on your wall?

it's all so confusing, but well worth it when we're finally able to watch the Momus documentary on a flat screen in our own mini home theatre.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Sun, May. 8th, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
Re: about television...

It's a big analog box with a digital set-top decoder, because Berlin took the radical decision in 2003 to be the world's first city to switch off analog broadcasts entirely.

I had a projector TV in London, but it wasn't very bright and the filters developed a brown smudge.


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automatique
automatique
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 01:30 am (UTC)

Loath as I am to rush to the defence of a MOR band whose relevance to my life is approximately nil, I must say that deriding Coldplay's creativity by comparing them to said event and documentary is a little far-fetched.

Chris Martin, for all his sins, does not claim to represent any kind of creative innovation, or be figurehead of a musical cutting edge, and thus you must surely agree that you are accusing the cheese of not being chalky enough.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 06:06 am (UTC)

I'll agree that it's far-fetched, but not that it's chalk and cheese. Abake's creativity-for-creativity's sake and Coldplay's embrace of formula and ambition and avoidance of creativity are related. They stand as a picture of the current separation between mainstream creative processes and marginal ones. It wasn't always this way. Think of The Beatles' relationship with the Maharaja. The late 60s was a time when mainstream and margins, populists and experts, could sit down together and consult, enriching each other, but particularly enriching the mainstream. This is the kind of thing I think a collaboration between Abake and Coldplay could achieve. And if U2 could invite Brian Eno to produce them, I don't think it's so far-fetched. We're talking about a freshening of creative process on the part of mainstream content creators... at least, those humble enough to admit that they have a problem.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 06:07 am (UTC)

By the way, in respect to the example of the Beatles and the Maharaja, listen to this Real Audio file of The Beatles in conversation with Srila Prabhupada at John Lennon's estate in England circa 1969.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 07:55 am (UTC)

I'm enjoying your synth pieces, by the way, automatique! They'd make lovely intros to Coldplay songs! (/kidding)


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automatique
automatique
Tue, May. 10th, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC)

Oh, thank you! I shall have my people call Chris Martin's people forthwith...

I have been thinking at some length about all the above issues, but may save my response for a coherent article at a later date. (read: Cop out).

x


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anti_peace_riot
anti_peace_riot
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 04:56 am (UTC)

Sorry, I don't mean to stray off topic, But I recall in a previous post you mentioned wallpaper designs. I was just linked to squidfingers.com and thought you'd might enjoy it. His polaroids and patterns are worth checking out.

Take care.


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fisforfake
fisforfake
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
It´s "Åbäke", isn't it?

I don't want to be completely anal about this, but isn't the name of the design/concept art group you're referring to actually Åbäke? This is a Swedish word, meaning something like "monstrosity". The dots and rings changes the pronounciation quite a bit. And, yes, it is actually a rather queer and funny word even in Swedish...


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, May. 9th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
Re: It´s "Åbäke", isn't it?

My incorrect spelling is actually a performance piece about anxiety. The missing accents represent "an incorrect grasping of the whole picture" and are deliberate.

No, actually I'm just too lazy to switch my keyboard to Swedish to type it. But thanks for the correct spelling, when I write about them for Design Observer I'll come here and copy / paste it.


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fisforfake
fisforfake
Tue, May. 10th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
Re: It´s "Åbäke", isn't it?

A better performance piece about anxiety would be you trying to pronounce it, don't you think? ;o)


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