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Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 12:06 pm
SCOOP: The NME Poll Scandal!

The New Musical Express has been accused of rigging its Writers' Poll of the year's best albums — for commercial and political reasons. The Guardian reported the accusation, originally aired on Londonist.com, yesterday. "Londonist claimed to have access to an early version of the poll that collated writers' responses before the editorial team intervened," wrote The Guardian's Andrew Dickson. "This spreadsheet, which has been seen by Guardian Unlimited, appears to record numbers of votes, and includes a running order significantly different from the published version." (You can see the published version on this ILM thread. It puts Bloc Party at Number 1, whereas the paper's writers put Arcade Fire top.)

According to The Guardian's Culture Vulture blog, NME’s editor, Conor McNicholas, "laughs off suggestions of a conspiracy theory. “Most of us aren’t organised enough to set up a conspiracy,” he says. “I can guarantee that the final list as published is the editorial one, signed off by me. Any insinuation that there is any pressure brought to bear is a libellous one.”

Well, I'm happy to say that I have a copy of the original NME Albums of the Year list, as voted for by the paper's writers, here in my hands right now. It's dramatically different from the list that eventually got published in the NME; Babyshambles, Oasis and the Kaiser Chiefs are nowhere to be seen. Here's an exclusive rundown of the Top 35 albums on the original list:

35. Tujiko Noriko "Blurred in my Mirror"
34. Belle and Sebastian "The Life Pursuit"
33. Black Dice "Broken Ear Record"
32. Devendra Banhart "Cripple Crow"
31. Momus "Otto Spooky"
30. Noriko Tujiko and Aoki Takamasa "28"
29. Bjork "Drawing Restraint 9"
28. Andrew Peckler "Strings and Feedback"
27. Architecture in Helsinki "In Case We Die"
26. Nathan Michel "The Beast"
25. Toog "Ame Soeur"
24. Rusty Santos "The Heavens"
23. Gorillaz "Demon Days"
22. Animal Collective "Feels"
21. Colleen "The Golden Morning Breaks"
20. Jan Jelinek "Kosmischer Pitch"
19. Lightning Bolt "Hypermagic Mountain"
18. DJ Elephant Power "No Si Ni So"
17. Jason Forrest "Shamelessly Exciting"
16. Vashti Bunyan "Lookaftering"
15. Simon Fisher Turner "Lana Lara Lata"
14. The Fiery Furnaces "Rehearsing My Choir"
13. Ariel Pink "Worn Copy"
12. Terrestrial Tones "Oboroed / Circus Lives"
11. Slow Ghost "Snow in the Portrait of Eyes"
10. Gang Gang Dance "God's Money"
9. Deerhoof "The Runners Four"
8. Domotic "Ask For Tiger"
7. Electric President "S/T"
6. B. Fleischmann "The Humbucking Coil"
5. Aki Tsuyuko "Hokane"
4. Gutevolk "Twinkle"
3. Dungen "Ta Det Lugnt"
2. Alejandra and Aeron "Porto"
1. Hauschka "The Prepared Piano"

(NB: As this list has been signed off by the editor of Click Opera before publication, it may not reflect the exact choices and positions voted for by the NME writers.)

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rwillmsen
rwillmsen
rwillmsen
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 11:25 am (UTC)

Typical bleedin' NME, putting Momus at number 31!


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spoombung
spoombung
spoombung
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 11:31 am (UTC)

Typical bleedin' NME, putting Momus at number 31!

They're fussy at the NME these days. Apparently he was using the wrong type of post granular bloops!


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spoombung
spoombung
spoombung
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 11:28 am (UTC)

Wow, the list had changed a lot!
heheeheh!


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rwillmsen
rwillmsen
rwillmsen
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 12:17 pm (UTC)

Actually, one of the songs on the new Belle & Sebastian record, 'Sukie in the graveyard', is very very Momus.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 02:06 pm (UTC)

I think it sounds more like a David Bowie demo called "Buzz The Fuzz" (circa 1969)!


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nicepimmelkarl
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Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 03:31 pm (UTC)

willy. u look nuts.


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eptified
eptified
H. Duck
Sun, Dec. 4th, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)

As Momus as the title song from "Dear Catastrophe Waitress", where Murdoch appears to be doing a stright-up momus impression in the intro?


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mustt
mustt
Alexey Munipov
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 12:33 pm (UTC)

Simon Fisher Turner???


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panarchist
panarchist
Designated Sleeper
Wed, Dec. 21st, 2005 11:56 am (UTC)

hey, what's wrong with Simon Fisher Turner?


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loverboy82
loverboy82
( ... )
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC)

I love the Hauschka track, thanks for posting it.


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mock_up
Митя
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 12:44 pm (UTC)

Domotic, Hauschka and Colleen - yeah!!!


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iamcoreyd
C.T. Dalton
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 02:17 pm (UTC)

Colleen is near the top of my list as well. Excellent picks, Nick.
Also, if you think NME's design is bad, take a look at Alternative Press's layout:


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w_e_quimby
hobbes
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 01:19 pm (UTC)

Momus, you're a god.


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nicepimmelkarl
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Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC)

i like your glasses.


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(Anonymous)
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC)

The s/h alone for all of those cds must have tapped out your income for this year, hm?
...
That's just my "you darn boostard with your clandestine mp3 trading connections" statement of my jealous frustration... limp quid attracts no merriment.


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badspelling
badspelling
badspelling
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)

i love that Hauschka album. good choice. Is that a new B. Fleischmann release? When did that happen--I must have took my eye off the ball.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)

It's actually an upcoming release due in 2006.


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ghost__stories
ghost__stories
secret sexy stuff
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 05:04 pm (UTC)

i wish that was the nme list buty i can't see the 16 year olds getting down to gang gang dance
i hate the nme


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nicepimmelkarl
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Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 05:54 pm (UTC)
hi, blog addict !!

currently reading alan clayson's jacques brel biography. has jeremy reed ever contacted you? you'd be up there with them, boy. if it wasn't for that blog obsession. i suppose it's part of the business to bother about the NME (and barbara ellen's christmas presents).


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kitchen_life
kitchen_life
kitchen_life
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)

i didn't know aki tsyuko is still making music. is it laptop music or is she still riding the rhodes perhaps?


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(Anonymous)
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 08:41 pm (UTC)
Plug Independent Music Awards

http://www.plugawards.com/general_vote.php


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cheapsurrealist
cheapsurrealist
Dave Nold
Sat, Dec. 3rd, 2005 11:40 pm (UTC)
Re: Plug Independent Music Awards

Unplug corporate music.

Before they unplug us.


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wingedwhale
wingedwhale
Phillip
Sun, Dec. 4th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)

I was a little disappointed with Tujiko Noriko's "Blurred in my Mirror."


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serenchwilen
serenchwilen
Seren
Sun, Dec. 4th, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)

I didn't know Simon Fisher Turner had something new out. He is God over you!


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rwillmsen
rwillmsen
rwillmsen
Sun, Dec. 4th, 2005 10:30 am (UTC)

50 comments is a goodly number!


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(Anonymous)
Mon, Dec. 5th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
ConsPiracy Theory?

Oh, I get it! This is a "Marxy"-type post. Clever.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, Dec. 5th, 2005 08:05 am (UTC)
Re: ConsPiracy Theory?

Well, he has been slacking a bit recently, neglecting his blog for something called a "master's thesis", whatever that is.


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