i think if david bowie's new album sounded anything at all as inspired as yours it'd be a much bigger problem for you!

there are few artists i would be glad to slander my name. for instance if bjork sung i was short and no-good i would still be wearing a huge smile and googly eyes

maybe you too ;-)

Do you know those awful Russel Harty interviews with Bowie from the 70s? It's like he and Bowie switched places. It's a sad thing.

Ha, yes, I've seen them!

He always had his playful, silly side, though. Have you heard "Don't Sit Down" from Space Oddity?

I doubt you would ever stoop to doing anything so awful as contributing vocals to a movie called Cat People.

& I doubt also you would bite Klaus Nomi's style temporarliy to bolster your cool quotient.

OI PICKY FICKY.....AAAAAAAARGH..I LUV YA...MOMUS AIN'T MOD...HE'S ALRIGHT THOUGH. LENTILS.

quite lovely. thanks for the link.

...as a part of the "David Bowie generation" I find it odd how set appart from the "rest of us" he is, as far as the definition of the word "genius" goes, he is so much less than so many, and yet he's always projected himself, best foot forward.. so as the age and time and occasional unempressive song, or album comes along, its hard to ignore him.

He's rightfully an actor; perfect place for him as well. I feel though for as good as Bowie is, or how much I really liked him in my youth (including many reoccurring dreams from the ages 14-25, now has been demoted to the status of a security guard, giving me the wink, as if I was the only one who could possibly know who he was, where as everyone else, didn't.)

David Bowie's last most remarkable contribution to music was as a participant in the sound track for "Lost Highway", and the only reason I actually got that was not for Bowie, but rather for the four tracks by Barry Adamson...

I personally wouldn't want to know what my favourite idols would think of my foolish "worship" of them, and yet, I've been honoured by one fine moment where one, not only remembered me but said I inspired his work. All via a totally non-sexual, non-corporial relationship (at least non-corporial at first); had I been treated in the way of your nightmare, or in the way Ricky Gervais was, I don't think I could have awoke to my life in the same way the day after...and yet of course, the feelings are mixed.

There has always been a sense of irony with Bowie, for me its been ever since I saw "Labrynth"; I don't see anyone with out a sense of humour doing anything like that ever.. and yet, wasn't he so elequently costumed? No wonder I had dreams about him! But would Bowie actually be so cruel to Momus? How could he?

Its cool to look inside the paranioa of other's minds, I see it cool that you could actually share this, it does make one "cringe" thinking about it.

Funny thing is, I can't see a likeness in Bowie compared to Momus, and I say that having been a Bill Nelson fan for many years and often hearing everyone compare him to Bowie, only not as good.. (which really annoyed me) so the words of Bowie to Momus only makes me think of how many sarcastic words he may have for his contemporaries, those who came out of the same movements at the same time? Would he easily have said (even fictionally)of Bill, he was a "Bowie Wannabee"?

..."perhaps better on Guitar or Piano, but never will see/ the day you have as much money as me"
"saw Brian Ferry, on a train platform/ going first class as always, but for as big as Be Bop Deluxe was, you haven't enough money, for a first class ticket, today.."
"Brian said, "who?" and "thank you" and went along his way"

...

Funny thing, it reminds me of the Elton John, meeting Pete Shelley at the music hall of fame awards..

Elton:I'm a great fan of yours..
Pete: Really? I've got a friend who's a great fan of yours, she has an apartment in Nice, just like you..
Elton: Oh really, pardon me, *walks out of the cue as a bathroom stall has opened up*

*passes Pete, silently as he's washing his hands*

....

David Bowie's last most remarkable contribution to music was as a participant in the sound track for "Lost Highway", and the only reason I actually got that was not for Bowie, but rather for the four tracks by Barry Adamson...

Angelo Badalmenti's tracks on that album were pretty good too. If they had replaced the Marilyn Manson and Rammstein songs with more Jobim, it would have been a great soundtrack.

Ouch. Cruel.

That said, there's no need for having yellowing teeth these days. That's what teeth whitening and veneers are for...

<< there's no need for having yellowing teeth these days. That's what teeth whitening and veneers are for... >>

eh, whitening and veneers take time and money. Why not just popularize yellow teeth?

In fact, the sooner they figure out how to REALLY do artificial teeth, I'll be the first in line. Dental maintenance is such a hassle.

These are George Washington's dentures.



I think they're beautiful.

I was a Bowie fan back when the album Space Oddity wasn't called Space Oddity. Saw him in a small venue in '73. Bought everyone of his albums. Then he lost me at Let's Dance.

These days I'm waiting for the second season of Extras and Occy Milk to arrive on these shores. I'm glad to see Bowie is comming along for the ride in Extras. Today I'm more interested in Karl Plkington than Bowie.

The only thing that confuses me about David Bowie is actually not about him at all so much as all the people who insist that he's been uninspired for a while.
I love the cruelty of this whole article, haha.

feste punze....niceeeeeeee.

Marvellous. The best tune Bowie has come up with for a decade at least.

Your own lyrics made me wonder what would be written about me - made me shudder to think of it.

One (sort of) gets used to it. More often than not, they're just saying what you already know, anyway. The parts that sting are the cuts that make you say to yourself, "Gee, I thought I had that tucked in. Damn."

For the first time in a while, I caused a bunch of black dudes to perform leprechaun impressions as I walked by them last Friday night in Philly. But when you're short, pug nosed with a handlebar moustache and dress like a 'douche,' what do you expect?

I thought using shoe trees to prevent my shoes from curliing up was the answer, but no.

Being an "outsider" apart from the musical and artistic mainstream seems a large part of your identity. When it comes down to it, would you actually want to live in a world where your material consistently reaches the top of the charts? I know that sounds like a silly question, considering how much more financial comfort such popularity would entail, but do you feel that with -- oh, I don't know -- Coldplay-grade stardom, you wouldn't exactly be Momus anymore?

As Mark Haddon said about the chart position of his first novel, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time: "I'm just suspicious that too many people liked it. All the books I really like are loathed by some people. It's like, you want to be Radiohead and then you think, shit, I've accidentally turned into Coldplay".

Momus, when will there ever be a special comment section for those who place your blog entries in the context of your entire back catalogue (and try to cleverly quote from it in their comment)?

What a fallen hero Momus is. I bet he doesn't know it gives him clumsy grace (http://imomus.livejournal.com/61980.html).

Adrian

your lyrics are clever.

<< we look into the mirror every morning only to feel a surge of disappointment that it isn't his extra-terrestrially intelligent and beautiful face staring back at us. >>

Hahaha! Such a funny image, Momus looking in the mirror wanting to be Bowie!

I saw Bowie perform an acoustic duo with Pete Townshend once. Bowie was hilarious, cracking jokes, teasing Townshend; completely at ease with his guitar and his audience.

(Some of us wouldn't mind his back catalogue, his gorgeous wife, or his heaps of money either.)

Oh don't be disingenuous, momus. We all know you don't want money.

just a friendly reminder that not a fortnight ago, you were the *star* of my own fanciful dream, and David Bowie had merely a momentary cameo, a man in the elevator dressed in gold lamé, humbled and a bit afraid of you!

&I second Adam's notion that I would be secretly giddy if you [or Bjork] wrote a slandarous song about me. though a nice one would be...nicer.

YUMMY YUMMY

I just watched it on the telly.

Strangely, perhaps, a friend of mine appears in this episode of extras.

For boomers of a certain vintage -- people who were teenagers in the 1970s -- David Bowie has so infiltrated our idea of what it means to be a successful human being that we look into the mirror every morning only to feel a surge of disappointment that it isn't his extra-terrestrially intelligent and beautiful face staring back at us.

You're spot on here. I was born in the year of Ziggy Stardust, and have discovered David Bowie more than once in my life. If, at any point in my life, anyone ever compared me to Bowie (for instance in demeanor or some other thing), I always took it at the highest possible praise. Unfortunately, I have also had the tendency to think, "By this age David had already made Hunky Dory" or whatever was appropriate to the age I was at. I watched my life unfurl in a manner sadly lacking the glamour of Aladdin Sane...

I thought David Bowie in The Man Who Fell to Earth was one of the most beautiful things I had ever seen.

It seems so unfair that Mr Bowie should have both the artistic integrity, and - as Mr Philip Larkin might say - should also have blarneyed his way to getting the fame and the girl and the money all in one sitting.

Most of us have to choose (even then we're lucky, I suppose) - Integrity or fame? Integrity or money?

By the way - the mention of integrity and fame in Extras is interesting when compared to the following interview with Ricky Gervais about David Bowie.

By the way, did you see the documentary on The Fall the other day? Quite fascinating.

"By this age David had already made Hunky Dory"

But Bowie's falling-off does provide some comfort for middle age. You can start thinking "By this age David was making Black Tie, White Noise", and feel pretty good about whatever it is you've just made.

hi nick
well, never mind, i still think momus is great, and have done since (adopt bowie microphone stance and deliver in his scott walkeresque way) "nineteen eighty fouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!",
spencer from england :)

Hmm, not heard much Bowie for a long time, but I am enjoying listening to your album at the moment (bought about an hour ago at Sister Ray in Berwick Street [London]). You may be a snaggle-toothed, grey-eyed yellowbeard but your album at least is a delicate and introspective thing (at least, tracks 1 to 6 are; not heard the rest yet...) - and it's no Black Tie, White Noise, either, thank goodness!

they love momus at sister ray. i remember once trying to flog the first palais schaumburg album, quoting momus. 'but momus likes him...' they said: 'we love momus, but holger hiller, japanese bird and all, nobody else likes him.' tell me easter's on friday they didn't want either. in comes shane mc gowan, totally pissed.
that's london for you, rasta. i started on my memoirs. my regards to toop at budgens crouch end and the boys at audio gold and all the feste punzes on the underground on the way to the office.

It´s a fine song, you should ask him to sing it. Maybe he could do an all-hate&deprecation album next time. Perhaps thus I´d like it and would care to listen to it. Today Bowie is out my wish list except for his beautiful wife.

I think momus' heart has taken to pining for old japan. 5 of the last 7 entries are about it, and one of the other two is a further meditation on another entry about Japan.

Do it, man, just come back. Put your heart into studying Japanese, and stop making due with the the runaways and wannarunaways. Make tokyo home again.

why are your teeth yellow?

One of the most vivid dreams i've ever had i was helping david bowie make a cd-rom , he was hopeless and i was a bit of a multimedia guy at the time. a few days before that i'd been serioulsy shocked by the evil graphics on the inside sleeve of the 'outside' album, which he apparently did himself.

haha. that post really made my day, thanks.

Avoid the alluring comfort of self-deprecation, Momus!

-Anthony

I'm sure we remember Mr Bowies peggys were quite ramshackle at one time.

How about "See a Scotsman with English teeth"

I enjoyed that episode of Extras very much, and wondered how much success DB would have if he released the track commercially. I would love it to be issued as a vinyl single with Neil Hannon singing My Lovely Horse on the flipside.

The whole episode was a nice slant on fame and it's shades of dark and light, the scenes in the other pub with the creepy fans was more unnerving for me. I have occasionally been a bit like that fan I am ashamed to say.

Bitter much?