There's an interesting phrase at the end of Your cock is huge, a blog entry linked to from my discussion of Japanese matriarchy last year. Japanese women, the writer says, have "the power to confer masculinity". In contrast, we could see the Western woman as doomed, always unsuccessfully, to copy it.

"Here in the West we're finally getting the chance to discover why
a brand built on the apparent absence of branding inspires such loyalty."

There have been Muji stores in London and elsewhere in the UK since the early
'90s Momus, as I'm sure you well know.

America is not 'The West' Momus, as I'm sure you well know.

No need to flatter your American readers thus!

Sure, I discovered the Muji in the back corner of the Liberty's building (Carnaby Street, but not where it currently is) in the early 90s, and later bought bikes and things from the two Covent Garden branches, then feted the Paris openings, and so on.

But Berlin and New York didn't get Muji branches until November of last year and this month, respectively. So my "West" is a gloss, but it's not an American one. It refers to the majority of cities in the West which haven't had a Muji. And as the article says, it's a vanishing breed: the US is getting up to 40 branches over the next five years.

Sorry... I should have read your piece properly as
opposed to skimming through it.

lol thinks you can USE wombs.

What the crap were you planning on using them for? Storing loose change?

MAKING BABIES!

how is babby formed?

Maybe you should take lessons from Mike Oldfield.

Mike Oldfield... come again?

YES PLEASE.

Ha! That's funny, conjures up a peculiar jangly coital image.

Well, I wouldn't look forward to bleeding coins and picking pennies from the period blood myself.

Thank you for conjuring up such a lovely mental image :(

"one is essentially saying "suck my cock" (located, obviously, in the form of her stiletto heel), the other "use my womb"."

I read this blog for the Momusisms.


Back on topic; I don't know how I feel about Muji. Their products aren't bad at all -- Muji is the Japanese Ikea. I could happily furnish my home with Ikea and Muji goods.

Ikea = "We are Scandinavian - we are utilitarian meets quirky.
Muji = "We are Japanese - We are Shibui, we are beauty and affordability brought together in the understated."

...at least, thats what Muji would be if it didn't feel the need to keep telling us how free of "isms" it is with a whole page ironically dedicated to its philosophical viewpoint.

Muji is false-modesty, muji tries too hard and in trying too hard it gets being understated wrong and just slips back into being just another showy brand.

The problem with Muji is it doesn't let its products speak for themselves. Muji can't seem to stop itself gushing about how refined it is and how understated it is... at least, thats what I'm seeing on the American page. I decided to take a look at the Japanese page, I find this:

"わけあって、安い" is Muji's rather witty catchphrase - "For some reason, it's cheap".
Bear in mind that 安い also means peaceful so there's a double meaning.
It's as if someone is saying "All this quality and it's cheap. All this beauty and yet the design - it's so understated and calm."

I'm feeling a revulsion towards Muji's branding... and it doesn't even have any (supposedly).

My sentiments exactly. Al least about the part about Muji being the japanese Ikea.

eee explaining pictures to a dead hare ^^

I tend to agree, I do like Muji products but it's supposed 'no brand' is essentially just an alt-branding concept.

Now there's a book on Muji's philosophy as well

this is exactly the sort of shit I'm talking about.

One day as Cale was walking to get to the virgin coww he told himself I am so beutiful why did I wake up crying yesterday? So as he walked to the barn he told the cow I can do potions and things you will never learn.

Back on topic; I don't know how I feel about cows. Their products aren't bad at all -- Cale is the Japanese milk maid. I could happily furnish my home with Cale and Reed goods.

Cale = "We are Welsh - we are utilitarian meets quirky.
Reed = "We are lolmerican - We are Shibui, we are beauty and affordability brought together in the understated."

...at least, thats what Cale would be if it didn't feel the need to keep telling us how free of "isms" it is with a whole page ironically dedicated to its philosophical viewpoint.

Cale is false-modesty, Cale is trying hard and in trying too hard it gets being understated wrong and just slips back into being just another showy brand.

The problem with cows is it doesn't let its products speak for themselves. Cale can't seem to stop itself gushing about how refined it is and how understated it is... at least, thats what I'm seeing on the American page. I decided to take a look at the Japanese page, I find this:

"わけあって、安い" is Cale's rather witty catchphrase - "For some reason, it's cheap".
Bear in mind that 安い also means peaceful so there's a double meaning.
It's as if someone is saying "All this quality and it's cheap. All this beauty and yet the design - it's so understated and cow."

I'm feeling a revulsion towards cow's branding... and it doesn't even have any (supposedly).

lol moast passive aggressive

lol sure, the person who's not sending impossible to read private messages is the one who wussed out.

I read iCale for the virgin cowwisms.

I read icoww for the virgin Caleisms.

“When things are going well, the mother is experienced as an all benign figure. However, when needs or desires of the young baby are not immediately met by the mother, because she is not there to fulfill them, the absence of the good object is experienced as the presence of a bad object.

The bad object is then hated and, in fantasy, it is attacked. The hated frustrating object quickly becomes persecutory as it is imagined to seek revenge in a similar way as to how it is being treated. This is why the baby feels persecuted, hence the 'paranoid' in paranoid schizoid.”

So Momus, would I have to fight you before I could ~*~possess you sexually~*~, or are you a model of lily-like virtue?

Momus hates white women.

lol do you think you're burning on me there?

Bit of both, really. You might have to beat me at chess first.

How medieval.

I think the only fight you have to do would be to prove how lily-like you are and that you don't have a cock (aka stiletto heels). You can't compete with his masculinity, no! He's the Arnold Schwarzenegger in masculinity, disguised in a scrawny body. Hot!

The blank, white uniformity of the Muji products could also conjure up images of THX 1138 totalitarian brain-washed slavery.

You'll get no argument out of me that culture is most explicitly expressed on an individual level--I always fall on your side on the 'sharky' issue. But like we saw yesterday, that isn't always true on a massive, clumsy, institutional level, especially in today's bureaucratic, technocratic world. There are just far too many other factors in play (money, politics, red tape, engineering, security, etc.). If the same forces were at work when we picked out our wardrobes, half of us would still be naked awaiting approval and the rest would be wearing gray cardboard boxes.

Made in China.

muji is something i miss from berlin.

I always thought it was "Mujira" — like Gojira (Godzilla) monsters made up of massive piles of Muji products. The more Muji you own, the bigger your monster self becomes.

If you're interested in Muji, you should have a look at Kenya Hara's book, Designing Design. There's a wonderful section about his involvement with the company.

Sean T.

you doth protest too much

>One gives me the feeling I'd have to fight before I could possess her >sexually

You mean she's totally out of your league.