all of the media types who're so quick to call it a game changing online revolution
After I've finished penning "Is Twitter tweeting in a new Golden Age of Aphorism" for the New Yorker I will commence a spoof for The Onion about a new service called FlashInThePan®:
"Move all your content over to FlashInThePan® and see it flash daily into the minds of millions of FlashInThePan® users! See them pan it! Then panic as the service goes out of fashion and gets sold to 97 year-old demon Rupert Murdoch, leaving a little puff of smoke and a few gritty cinders of your content, stubbornly clinging to the empty pan!"