"hes been blessed with good weather i'll say that for him even if he is a bastard...i mean i will repeat that."

Amen i mean can you imagine being stuck on holiday with that try hard toss head?
i'd say eh you, you, yeah you, prick. wha you think yous are anyway spinal jap or somehin?

fuck off back to the aggressive normality you were born in...bastard!

great post dick

Taigh na Galla ort, sassenach!

I wonder what the blind men would have thought of that vagina?





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Hilarious, informative, interesting. Well done Momus.

Memoirsにコンタクトして、dinner course of our choiceをつくってもらう？

This is having your cake and eating it, isn't it? You want to put up a what-I-did-in-my-hols slide show, but at the same time you know some snotty anon will shortly come along to remind you that other people's holiday snaps are the acme of boredom. So you preemptively put the sub-Alan-McGee soundtrack all over it. I can see right through you, Mr Momus!

sub-Alan-McGee soundtrack

If you mean the Matt McGinn songs in the background, I really doubt McGee rates him, since his favourite term of abuse these days seems to be "Fabian socialist".

Eeep. McGee. Please, Momus. I like to pretend that he doesn't exist. Don't pollute your blog.

While you were galavanting around the other 90% of the island, I was translating a report about the great big waste processing plant that occupies 10% of Naoshima. I bet you had more fun.

Who are Momus's people these days (pictures, please)?

fat bastard from austin powers: get in my bellllyyyyeee!!!

It just dawned on me (precisely at second 25 of the embedded video, after having read the comments before starting to watch) how much I will miss your blog once you complete your semicentury.

Thanks for doing this, thanks for doing it for so long and for doing it so well.

ditto

And they might as well call Naoshima Prospero's Island because that shit is magical.

ah ha, just as i'd feared, you'll soon be leaving Click Opera behind to focus on lucrative Unreliable PechaKucha engagements, won't you?

How long did it take Murray to perfect that Antrim (with touches of Lanarkshire) accent?

"They look like maggots coming out of an apple." Nice post.
-Jace

off topic, but Joemus popped through postbox other day and am really really enjoying it