A dramatization of the life of Stanislaw Ignacy Witkiewicz.
A clever, preppy American comedian called Demetri Martin (he looks like Marxy).
No fewer than three Ian Hamilton Finlay shows, and Little Sparta, his Pentlands grove.
"The Grey Automobile", a silent Mexican gangster film with fake subtitles, live piano accompaniment and live translation into Japanese, Donald Duck-speak, and barking.
A Korean "Midsummer Night's Dream From The East". Followed the Korean actors down Chambers Street and decided they were the best-dressed people in Edinburgh this year.

The People's Story, a socialist museum about Edinburgh. Did you know that in 1789 only 33 people in Edinburgh had the vote?
"The Sun", a Russian film about the last days of the Emperor Hirohito.
New York drag cabaret act Kiki and Herb.

Mike Mills' new film "Thumbsucker".
Edinburgh Zoo.
The Botanical Gardens.
The art school.
The excellent new Scottish Poetry Library.
A very good new Japanese restaurant called Bonsai.
The Forest cafe and TotalKunst, its attached gallery.
Edinburgh Ikea (to meet my dad, who doesn't like driving into town).