March 19th, 2009


Hey hammer, don't hurt 'em!

In front of my mirror, singing into my hairdryer, I am the world's biggest popstar...

...just like everybody else.

Yes, it's Jahwise Hammer of the Babylon King from the Joemus album. It's the unheard first version, with tons of extra sections and even whackier lyrics. Oh, plus all the sunglasses I could find in my house.

Here, for comparison, is the shortened version that ended up on the album: