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Tue, Nov. 14th, 2006 12:00 am
When you were my pervert octopus, and I was your sex sailor



Yesterday I mentioned, in passing, "the great Toshio Saeki" as a possible influence on Tabaimo. He's certainly influenced Makoto Aida... unless there's just something in the Japanese water supply that makes everyone an incredibly imaginative pervert.

Since Saeki's work is all about fantasy, I thought I'd enter into his grotesque game by giving firsthand accounts of some of his images, as if I -- and you -- were there. Click the thumbnails to see bigger versions of the scenes described... if you dare.



You're a nun on a pilgrimage. In a strange landscape of impossibly pointy mountains, lit by a red moon, you're ambushed by three ne'er-do-wells; a monkey, a bald monk, and a pig. While the monk holds down your head with his knee, the pig (fanged and slavering) licks your exposed genitals. The monkey, for reasons best known to himself, licks his own cane.



As our son crouches in the corridor, peeping, I try to satisfy you on our marital futon with the tongue and fingers I have. It's hard work, though, because you have three demented, insatiable heads -- two on your shoulders and one sprouting out of your sex.



Pretty in your blue nightie, with matching blue panties around your ankles, you rub and ride on a hairy -- well, what, exactly? A hairy-spined nightmare maggot with an old man's face and blood coming out of its nose and mouth. Which apparently eats fish and lives in a cage nearby, where it sheds rather a lot of hair.



While a malevolent clown watches from behind a curtain, you sit with spread legs while an implacable elephant inserts its trunk tentatively into your shaved sex. Not many people know what goes on behind the scenes at the circus.



You've been washed up on the shore, a sort of mermaid. But instead of a fish tail, your lower half waves and squirms with eight pink sucker-cupped legs. It's hard to know just where to put one's penis. Trial and error, my love.



We knew the exorcism had been a success when the angry raccoon which had been living inside you for three weeks suddenly emerged from your sex, breathing purple smoke. Our only concern, as we whipped him out, was that his tail was still wagging between your breasts.

More Toshio Saeki images on the man's own website, or here. Multimedia here.

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brooklynnotes
brooklynnotes
brooklynnotes
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)

damn, momus, are you trying to get me in trouble in the library! yeesh


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 04:33 pm (UTC)

Any library worth its salt should stock this stuff.


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(no subject) - (Anonymous)
imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)

Hansard? No, I'm being silly. Surely "The Story of the Eye".


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haunted_attics
haunted_attics
late nights by the water
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 05:16 pm (UTC)

Oh my god, Sanzo! Journey to the West is never ever going to be the same for me again. Thank you. :)

Also, the octopus one could be interpretted as sweet.


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butterflyrobert
RND
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 07:20 pm (UTC)

That one in particular reminds me of some of my dreams.


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bopscotch
bopscotch
bopscotch
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 05:22 pm (UTC)

Thankfully, my parental units aren't home. Otherwise, I'd be in big trouble. (They're Catholic)


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dubow_org
dubow_org
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 05:25 pm (UTC)

Apparently not many people know what goes on behind the scenes of Monkey (Monkey Magic) either!! ... until now.


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stickismyfriend
stickismyfriend
stickismyfriend
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
Sandy kneels on Tripitaka

the squid drawing is very similar to a recurring theme in George Pichard's strips. I'm thinking Caroline Cholera and Les Aventures de Pauline. I think there's a squid lady in the circus troupe in one or both of these series.

isn't the multi head drawing about the child's naive interpretation of what he can hear?


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 07:12 pm (UTC)
Re: Sandy kneels on Tripitaka

isn't the multi head drawing about the child's naive interpretation of what he can hear?

No. We had no idea Toseki was there. His mother had told him to go to bed... three times.


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(Anonymous)
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)

now thats culture!


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(Anonymous)
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)

WOW these are really amazing, and utterly disturbing! leaves you with a feeling of that you´ve done something bad by watching them, just like it should be!


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desant012
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Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)

Good stuff. It's hard to imagine how you'd discover things like this without the InTerNeT


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niddrie_edge
niddrie_edge
raymond
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 11:06 pm (UTC)

The blue nightie one. The way she chews the fabric. The belt.

I had a dream about you last night. You did not appear. A community centre was putting on a show by you called,
"Nothing like you expected"
I went in because i needed a piss. Two redheads accosted me and told me that even though I was slightly pissed at your last exhibition I was still worthy of further investigation.
This struck me as od as I was wearing extremely long striped winkle pickers . Like something from Dr Seuss.


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imomus
imomus
imomus
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)

I need to see that in pornographic drawings, I think!


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(Anonymous)
Mon, Nov. 13th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)

You've excelled yourself this time.

YFWFTOSP


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sofahead
sofahead
STOP FISTING ME
Tue, Nov. 14th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)

Jeez, Nick, thank you for introducing me to this 1001st brilliant thing which, without Click Opera, I would have never fathomed.


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cerulicante
cerulicante
cerulicante
Tue, Nov. 14th, 2006 01:09 am (UTC)

You know, raccoons breathing purple smoke that come out of vaginas are a pretty common thing in Japan. That's why Wacoal has special "Tanuki pantsu" that are reportedly raccoon-resistant.


They come in pink, white and teal.


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meganfinley
meganfinley
meganruthfinley
Tue, Nov. 14th, 2006 04:09 am (UTC)
What is the peace sign fingers in photos?

In art history methods we were talking about Japanese photos and why they put the two fingers up in a peace-sign like motion. I thought it wasn't a peace sign because one finger is usually over the other - so what does it mean please? Why is it popular? Thanks, Megan


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pewpewpew
pewpewpew
hkm
Tue, Nov. 14th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)

have you seen sexinart.net? you really ought to give it a gander, plenty of titillating illustrations.


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