I become a sex object. And it's wonderful. One of the summer's oddest developments is the emergence of a LiveJournal community in which women in their teens and twenties (some of them raised in Mormon households) celebrate -- both ironically and unironically -- a certain 47 year-old "musician, blogger, columnist, all around Renaissance man" in a spirit defiantly at odds with his own self-mediations. While Momus discusses Uzbek teahouses, the LOLZ girls are busy making stickers saying "I wish I was Asian so I could have his babies!" and "I sometimes wish that he would keep me in his secret death chamber". While Momus delivers a lecture on the Straubs and boringness, the LOLZGIRLZ are showing a Momus pumpkin they made as a church activity, or indoctrinating their little brothers into Momuslove, or writing slash porn in which Momus makes out with the drummer from McFly. Their latest effort is a series of MS Paint pictures which, with the girlz' permission, I'd like to share with you today. The cribbage joke is a reference to "pegging", a phrase the girlz used. When I looked it up I learned that pegging is "the act of penetrating a person's anus with a strap-on dildo" and "in cribbage, the use of pegs to keep score".