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Fri, Jan. 9th, 2009 01:36 am
Capitalism: doesn't it make you (mentally) sick?

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(Anonymous)
Fri, Jan. 9th, 2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
Move to a small town and go on the dole

City folk! Stop living on the losing side in the urban battleground, chewing over affluenza, waiting for the revolution.

Do what thousands of others do.

1. Move to a picturesque town or village

2. Register as homeless with the local authorities

3. Book into a bed and breakfast at their expense

4. Receive a visit from local Simon Community asking if you need a cooker

5. Soon get moved to one of the new-build homes no-one can sell, or even rent

6. Move in, with your new cooker

7. Go to the doctor and get a barrow-load of anti-depressants

8. Run the local pub quiz every Friday night

9. Forget ambition altogether, look at the squirrels, listen to the shipping forecast, chill


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rwillmsen
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rwillmsen
Fri, Jan. 9th, 2009 08:00 pm (UTC)
Re: Move to a small town and go on the dole

"7. Go to the doctor and get a barrow-load of anti-depressants"

Prozac is a product that makes you crave more products.


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