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Fri, Feb. 5th, 2010 10:43 am
Mr Pantouffle's self-fab skyhut

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(Anonymous)
Fri, Feb. 5th, 2010 10:39 am (UTC)

Ooh look, I’m twenty posts late but I finally had my first momus dream! I’m glad it was while the livejournal is on, at least! It went like this: Momus was touring Brazil and asked me for a place to sleep. So I had Momus in my house, in a mattress in the living room. Some friends from back in the country came and I could not think of any way to explain what Momus *is*, so I simply said, « This is Momus », and they were like, WTF.

Then we had sex. I was insanely turned on by graying hair.

Then there was a performance or something where Momus played electronic drums. But the manager thought he was too quirky. At some point Momus improvised a percussion apparatus out of two plastic buckets and aluminum wire, and the manager kicked him out. Then he told *me* to play the drums. I told him I couldn’t play jack shit. He pointed out, « This is the bass and this is the snare. Just alternate between them, it’s what the audience wants. » I tried it for a while but it was too boring, so I gave up.

Next scene, we were in a café and the store was selling a Moka coffee pot for just R$12. I asked them about it and they said it was defective, but I could tell they just didn’t know how to use it. I was in terrible moral distress arguing with myself about whether it would be unethical to say nothing and just get it, then Momus said, « the design of the thing is so awesome, it’s not a sin to cheat for this » and I though « you _understand!_ » and bought it.


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Fri, Feb. 5th, 2010 10:57 am (UTC)

Inventive, but I think my enjoyment of the dream hinges on the age-old philosophical question R U CUTE?


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(Anonymous)
Fri, Feb. 5th, 2010 09:23 pm (UTC)

i do think i’m a pretty cute… boy. i suppose that’s not your cup of tea though. but hey, in MY dream momus lusts for me, ok?


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